Page not found.
"Oh-oh...",
"Oh no!",
"The page you requested is not here.",
"Error 404",
"Page not found",
"Tried all lower-case.",
"Tried all upper-case.",
"Tried capitalized.",
"With extensions, then without...",
"Nothing helped.",
"It's just not here",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Or someone screwed up with the link.",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I didn't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I could *guess*",
"what someone I didn't yet *know*",
"wanted to find?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do they get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give somebody the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two effing weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"really am...",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and serve pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"Now that you are here.",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although few of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
"So I think",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
" ",
"What do *I* know?",
"--I am just a *web server*?",
"I am, and what kind of a life is that, do I ask?!",
"...Anyway, I'll now go sulk for a while.",
"I'm so depressed."
